Thanks to this, you decide to address your crew one last time.
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MEN! WOMEN! EVERYONE ELSE! We come up onto the SHIP of the LORD ABOVE!
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We DO THIS on BEHALF of the UNITED NATIONS, and will PREVENT their ARRIVAL at the TEMPLE by ANY MEANS NECESSARY!
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As such, we will need to rundown our plans to control the ship as quickly as possible.
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First! We board the ship and tie down any soldier we see! If we see anyone not a soldier, we force them belowdecks until all soldiers are secured.
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REMINDER TO NOT SHOOT UNTIL THEY SHOOT FIRST! This is why we will SPECIFICALLY be using SWORDS for now and not totally because I have a bias towards bladed weapons. Totally not.
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SECOND! We will attempt to break into the cabin in order to steer the ship back using technology graciously provided to us by the UN.
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I assume you have taken the time to familiarize yourself with it, in the situation you are the one you has to use it.
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Third, we will steer the ship to a UN occupied port, and hand over everything in it to our friends in the Big Government. Everything we say is on the ship, anyway.
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If this goes smoothly, there will be minimal casualties. However, I doubt they will not strongly resist. For many of you, this will be your last raiding party.
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But for many more, we will be preventing the further destruction and desecration of Earth, and single-handedly prevent the completion of a Prophecy that will destroy all of reality itself.
